Cross Country Bike Trip
July 4th I will be flying to Seattle to begin my journey. Using maps from Adventure Cycling I will be traveling the northern tier solo to Bar Harbor Maine. I will try and update the blog as my journey progresses. Friends I meet along the way please keep in touch by emailing me at hadlocna@email.uc.edu
6 Comments:
Nathan,
She may be beautiful, but don't ride too fast. That girl in Cincinnati is going to clip your wings when you get back.
Great family photo. Tyler's a stud. Moms greasy eggs and bacon should carry you home.
Dennis Bishop
Wing-clipping is a passive-agressive act of control and dominance, not a gracious display of respect and mutuality.
Avoid pairing up with wing-clippers. Such relationships eventually end badly.
Nate:
I suppose it's better to ride bare-faced than sh**-faced!
Congrats on the $12! (Buy yourself a treat for your pending success).
September's coming quickly. Better start riding like a madman!
Nathan,
Was bsing with your dad after Tyler's golf practice today and he told me about your journey. You rock man! It is awesome you had the cahones to get up and leave. Your site is excellent. Be safe, have a blast and I look forward to seeing your updates for the home stretch. Happy Trails!!
Whose the hippie dude you are standing next to? Ha ha
Nate,
Here is a trick I learned from your dad to avoid wing clipping. When you arrive back home, immediately prostrate yourself before her beauty and bow three times saying "Yes dear, Yes dear, Yes dear." This is called feigning that your wings have been already clipped. It works everytime. Her heart will soften and she will put the clippers back in the cabinet.
I am pretty sure your dad read about it in the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Tom used it with his old aunt Polly.
Keep on peddling brother. As they say down here in Tennessee, "We appreciate ya. Ya given us a lift there buddy."
DB
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